February 2, 2007

6 things to remember when visiting the hospital

1. BBC is always on somewhere.

2. Mini-burgers and Coca-Cola are $30.

3. Larry Clark cannot help you, or even entertain you.

4. Farting will only deepen your anal discomfort.

5. Cold weather will only make you colder.

6. Your sickness is their bu$ine$$.

1 comment:

damnsle said...

7). When having surgery, remember to ask them if they wouldn't mind giving back the bits they removed because it would be nice to add something of yourself to your "collection". It's fun to watch how the eyes get wide at the same time the brows come down, and they back slowly away from you.

Great blog. The art if fucking fantastic.